Cold weather problems with my penis
This is due to the cold weather… Honest! It’s so cold it shriveled up into a wrinkly foreskin? GTFO LOL
Dickless Wonder
It’s cold tonight but my penis is always small
When it’s cold it becomes an innie, warm it’s almost 3” erect though. Never had any complaints though. Most women won’t complain, we’ll just cut …
This penis is all head, no shaft
Unless you count the 2 cm as a shaft, I’m basically dickless. A tiny head at that. Definitely one of the smallest dicks on earth.
His balls are small but that dick is even smaller
I don’t have a dick, I only have 3 balls with the one in the middle being smaller than the others.
Tiny Penis Finger Fucker Confession
I confess that I finger fuck my tiny penis 3 times a day and that I love to show it off to others so they …
What happens if my micro penis gets cold
If I get chilly I can lose my penis completely, it’s really embarrassing!
Gross pathetic excuse for a dick
Look at this useless flap of skin! He can’t satisfy a mosquito with that! Danny is truly pathetic!
Johnny is officially a Dickless Wonder
OMG! Johnny is clearly one of the Dickless Wonders of the World! I literally can not even see a penis. All I see is his …
Total innie wishing it was an outie
He’s playing hide and seek but permanently. Talk about a dickless wonder! Micropenis, small balls and easily one of the smallest cocks around.