Guinness Gut, Whiskey Tears, and the Legend of the Limp Moonlight Spud
To Whom It May Concern (or anyone considering dating a man who brags about working in a video store): This is a formal complaint disguised …
To Whom It May Concern (or anyone considering dating a man who brags about working in a video store): This is a formal complaint disguised …
Epic failure on my part. I was skinny enough to fit inside the tube but not long enough to poke out the other end. That …
My name is Austin Clarence, and I’m posting this for the world to see my pathetic dick. I barely even fit halfway into a toilet …
This is why my wife sleeps with other men because we both know that I’ll never be able to satisfy her the way a real …
Attempted the SYTD Condom Challenge with my small black cock while jerking off to a big fat chubby guy like a sissy bitch. I failed.
This is me compared to a toilet paper roll and being embarrassed by it!
My wife wanted to show her Bull how much of a loser cuck I am. She took her Bull’s condom and had me put it …
My submission for the tp roll test. Pass? Those results show that you have a short thin boner. Congrats lol