Button Dick (Dicktionary Definition)

A Button Dick is an incredibly small flaccid penis, so small that it doesn’t even hang but instead pokes straight out. Usually you’ll find them …

Hung like a Horse(fly)

What would people say about my tiny horsefly dick? I don’t think they’d say much. They would be far too busy laughing at that little …

Anyone need a button dick?

Please let me know how you rate the size of my button dick. Brutal honesty welcome from all. Would anyone need a button dick in …

Way more man tits than dick

Is it too small? Come on now. You have way more man titties than you do dick. That’s a little button dicklette.