Improvised toilet paper roll test challenge
Marking the 4.5 inch spot where my pathetic bitch boner is and I fit in the tube. That means I have a short skinny worthless …
Boner
Boner is just another name for an erection. Some guys are worthy of having stiff boners and others are too small to deserve one at all.
Battled the dildo and lost
Battling boner to boner doing the dildo challenge and lost big time. No comparison.
I barely made it to 4 inches while erect…
I’m just happy I made it to the 4 inch club! WTF?! That can’t seriously be your boner! You’re clearly a full grown man but …
Wishing you all a Happy Eggplant Friday
Wanted to wish everyone a Happy Eggplant Friday! Here’s a nice hardon for you to feast your eyes on.
WTF do you mean it’s hard?!
What the fuck do you think you’re gonna do with that?! Stay right there… I’m gonna go get you some more suitable underwear.
Weird broken looking boner
WTF kind of weird ass boner is this? Little baby-bone looks broken and comes with an undersized head as well. Clearly the shaved isn’t helping …
