Acorn Cock

He will never be #ReadyToPlay with a package like this

You’ll never be “ready to play” with a puny little package like that. Nothing but an acorn cock lol!

That pretty much sums it up. It’s a worthless acorn cock.

That moment when she see looked at my acorn cock for the first time I will never forget. She wanted to laugh so bad and …

Acorn cock? Micropenis? Button dick? Oh hell no! He’s a grown man with a baby boy dick. Look at how crazy small that shit is! …

I shaved to look bigger, hope it worked! Lol you’re not a grower, you just have a small dick.

My tiny little brown clit is out.

Sometimes I wonder if it will just go away.

I’m afraid to be seen naked because of how small my flaccid penis is. Well I can why considering you have a frigging acorn for …

That’s a certified acorn clitty right there!

When you can’t tell if you’re looking at two balls and a deformed micro penis or just three small nuts, then you know it’s a …