Nothing but a Swiss Micro Peen

This is my tiny useless Swiss micro penis. It’s so small it can fit under a bottle cap and my balls are incredibly small too.

Shot glass challenge: I failed it!

So I’ve failed some of the SYTD challenges and this just proves how inadequate I am for pussy. That’s why I’m still a virgin and …

John has the smallest dick ever

All my ex’s left me because of my small baby-arm-dick. They left me for big cock. I love it when they call me and say, …