Penne penis busted beyond belief

My penne is so busted! Oh Goddess!  When I get into chastity eventually and ultimately commit to eternal butt-crack servitude, my lil’ polish pee pee …

Pumpkin Spice Cockatte Defined

Pumpkin Spice Cockatte is what you’ll find hidden in the pants of a redheaded guy with a small penis.  You pronounce it just like latte …

Doing the SPH Two Finger Salute

Now that I’ve become a panty wearing jerk off addict, I openly give the two finger SPH salute to myself. It’s sad but true. I’m …