You think failing one challenge is humiliating, try failing two of the easiest SYTD Challenges back to back!
Shot Glass Challenge
My soft penis easily fits into a shot glass. It’s neither as long nor as girthy as a regular shot glass.
Result
Failed = I am not suitable for sex.
Jerk Off Challenge
When I put the first hand around my fully erect cock, only the very tip sticks out and I can barely grab a hold on it with my second hand. The moment I move my hands even just slightly up, my tiny penis instantly slips out of my second hand. Because only so little of it sticks out, it doesn’t even slide back into my grip, when I move my hands back down again but rather it gets pushed into my skin.
I simply cannot jerk off using both hands. I even struggle when I try using one hand, because when I jerk it too fast, it tends to slip out of my grip. That is why I am a two finger tugger and only ever use two fingers to jerk off my tiny little dicklette.
Result
Failed. I am rocking a small penis and always will be.
Response from Goddess
There’s clearly no debate needed here. That tiny little wannabe dick failed both challenges miserably but I still felt the need to make a few comments.
First of all, the Shot Glass Challenge photo is hilarious. That thing looks like a small stack of dimes with a miniature button mushroom head on top. The empty space in the glass leaves little doubt about how micro that penis really is.
The pic of you doing the Jerk Off Challenge is almost equally ridiculous. Your short boner is so damn skinny it looks like your hand practically wraps around it twice. HA-HA!
Without a doubt your shriveled up little wrinkle dink is not suitable for sex and will remain pussy-free.
