Thank you so much for your assistance. I have a small dick and balls. So small that my wife has been to a family attorney for divorce. She has no problem telling her lawyer that she is divorcing Seth (me) because of the small little pencil dick that I have. She said she has no idea how he can be called a man.
I am sorry but she has pictures of her measuring my tiny boner and I am super small and I have no balls.
Now Lindsay is posting the picture of my little tiny pencil Dick hard rocking a whopping 2.3 inches hard and only a skinny inch around. I have no balls and no dick but I wish she would stop telling everyone. It’s so embarrassing!
No balls no offspring 😂