This is my perverted confession to Maria the Burrito Queen.
As you know a while back I was dumped for good by you know who and thus set in motion was my lifelong spiral of gooning and addiction to buttcracks.
For the past few years I’ve been slowly devolving more and more as my owner Goddess Jennifer takes more control of my life and has me turned into her absolute obedient piglette. Now I’m willing to do whatever she commands regardless of consequence, including but not limited to wearing panties, fucking donuts and even some high heels.
Even though I’m hardcore friend zoned, I can’t help but occasionally catch a glimpse of your beautiful booty. For a good while whenever you left the room during the summer, I would dive face first into your chair and inhale as hard as I could.
Something about your yoga pants buttcrack line just sent me spiraling a whole other level downward. The intoxicating scent even got to me so badly one day I had to run to the downstairs office bathroom and beg Goddess Jennifer to allow me to jerk off my FOUR INCH PENIS and alleviate my blue balls. I lied and claimed I have a seven inch erection but it’s seriously barely four.
Even worse somehow was the day you recently farted…
At first you would imagine I wasn’t interested but after an inadvertent waft I became addicted to your farts?!?!!!! Now my micro penne noodle penis won’t even get hard without gooning and worshiping to goddess about sniffing more farts. I’m truly and sincerely more fucked up than ever before!
I still can’t believe I have become a tiny dick premature ejaculator that now gets off to rank girl farts.
Maria I’m smalldick