Christmas Eve Cock Mocking Party!

Calling all jerk off addicts and gooners: It’s time to take part in the Christmas Eve Cock Mocking Party! You’re gonna be up all night …

Impotent piggy masturbator

I’ve been pussy free for 7 years. I couldn’t get hard with girls anymore when too many in a row couldn’t feel me. I know …

Are you a gooner?

Do you find yourself constantly tugging on your dick while checking out porn online? If so, you might a gooner. Gooner is a name for …

Jacking off with my own tears

How pitiful do you have to be to jack off with your own tears? Damn pitiful is the answer.  After my 4incher found itself lucky …