Boner

Boner is just another name for an erection. Some guys are worthy of having stiff boners and others are too small to deserve one at all.

WTF do you mean it’s hard?!

What the fuck do you think you’re gonna do with that?! Stay right there… I’m gonna go get you some more suitable underwear.

Weird broken looking boner

WTF kind of weird ass boner is this? Little baby-bone looks broken and comes with an undersized head as well. Clearly the shaved isn’t helping …