I’ve failed 7 SYTD challenges already. The results, showing how pathetically tiny my dicklette really is, can be found here. To further prove my lack of size, I’ve taken on the next two challenges…
First, the Phone Bone Challenge
My erect dicklette looks minuscule next to my phone…
Result
Failed = I am rocking a tiny bone.
Next, the Shot Glass Challenge Part 2
Previously I have attempted this challenge with my penis being soft and limp, which you can see here. But for Part 2, I tried the challenge while being as hard as possible. I was shocked when I realized that even my erection is small enough to fit inside a shot glass.
Result
Failed miserably = My pathetic excuse of a penis has an approximate volume of 50mL and is therefore completely useless for any woman.
I accept that I am nothing but a weak and worthless beta male sissy and I am ashamed for having such a tiny dicklette.
Response from Goddess
How in the world does a grown ass man have a boner short enough and thin enough to pop into a shot glass?! The photo above of that, proves without a doubt, that this micro-bone doesn’t deserve to be anywhere near a woman’s hot mouth or pussy.
A dinky little dicklette that size only deserves to be laughed at, ridiculed and denied of all sexual activities. If his hand (more like 2-3 fingers) could talk, even it would deny him any pleasure.
