Would you laugh if I pulled this out?
How could I not? It would be difficult for anyone to see that little micropenis pop out and not start laughing immediately. If that is your boner than it’s any even more hilarious situation.
That little micro dicklette isn’t even as long as that condom is wide and how can you deny how short it is when even a q-tip is longer. So yes, there’s no way I could keep from laughing at it. I really cracked up laughing when I saw that you shaved around the base to try to look bigger. Lol!
If you’re someone coming across this post, please leave a comment detailing how you would react if he pulled that out in front of you.
I would have a good chuckle to myself but and struggle to hid it
But you’d make me hard quickly, men with small dicks really turn me on
Honestly, if I was a girl, I’d look at that ‘penis’, roll my eyes, mock it a bit and get some pictures and laugh. Then if you begged me then I’d probably give you a handjob but I will keep the photo with me.
However I am a guy with a ‘penis’ of basically your size. So I can give you an actual thing which happened to me.
So I was in college and I hooked up with a cute girl and I’d try to act like a man and crack jokes and all but when it was the turn for us to get naked, I just turned off the lights and turned on a very dim light, making us barely visible. I just wanted to not be a virgin and I knew I have a small, thin penis so I just slid it slowly and started humping and then she slowly said to my ear, ‘maybe we should turn on the lights? That’ll help a lot.’ I could not stress how panicked I was at that situation. I came clean to her and she was surprised that my penis was so small that she couldn’t even feel it. She looked pretty sad but she didn’t flame me or anything, she just asked if she could take a picture of it to which I agreed cause I felt bad for her then we moved on and parted ways. Next thing I know is that a lot of people came to know about my tiny penis, so I got many nicknames and I’m teased(and sometimes bullied) even now. One of my friends sent me a notebook titled ‘How to live with a Tiny Penis’ which had nothing inside as my birthday gift.
At first I hated it but now I feel comfortable in it. Maybe I was born to be a loser all this time. I dunno but I like being in this position. Maybe a lot of people wouldn’t but I guess I’m different in a way, lol.