I never like to admit this but I confess that I’m afraid to let women see my limp penis. Every time I have been in that position I shake it around first so it becomes more of a semi. It’s so pathetic because they still laugh and think it’s incredibly small. On that note I’d like to apologize to Kate, Aubrey and Kristen.
Also Alyssa! And many others to be formally listed under the ultimate apology series this year