Back in May, in one of my most recent clubbing experiences, I brought home yet another hot woman to my place. As neither of us were especially sober that night we were both pretty horny. We decided to do it doggie style. Unusually, she didn’t bother to check out my member before we started.
After my cock was inside her, she didn’t say anything for a short while and then told me to tell her when I was in. I was embarrassed but managed to let her know I had already entered her. She responded with “You’re kidding, right?”
I pulled out and she finally saw what passed for my meat. She then told me that I had “The Eighth Wonder of the World: A Dick that Isn’t There.” She gave me a dirty look and left.
– Mike
