So I was chatting with this guy named Brandon online and apparently he thought he was going to impress me with his dick. So he sends me a shot of himself fresh out of the shower. I was hoping he was packing a big dick but when the towel dropped a tiny Asian shrimp popped out instead!
How could he possibly think that puny little wannabe penis could impress anyone? Well at least now everyone can have a good laugh at Brandon’s expense.
