Did I pass the toilet roll test.
No you didn’t pass the tp roll test but you passed the disgusting looking dick test with flying colors.

Did I pass the toilet roll test.

No you didn’t pass the tp roll test but you passed the disgusting looking dick test with flying colors.


What is wrong with that tiny dick?!

What is wrong with that tiny dick?!


The cotton bud test! A definite win by the cotton bud.

The cotton bud test! A definite win by the cotton bud.


Good thing he is out treasure hunting because there is definitely none in his pants as we can see.

Good thing he is out treasure hunting because there is definitely none in his pants as we can see.


I almost puked seeing this but posted it anyway. LOL

I almost puked seeing this but posted it anyway. LOL


That was a tight fit.
No, it really wasn’t it.

That was a tight fit.

No, it really wasn’t it.


My small cock.
Yes it’s small and you’re a weirdo. Have a nice day.

My small cock.

Yes it’s small and you’re a weirdo. Have a nice day.


This is what I think of my man’s miniature cock. USELESS & SMALL 

This is what I think of my man’s miniature cock. USELESS & SMALL 


So sick of this pathetic excuse for a cock! I need to feel a real man’s cock inside of me to make me scream with pleasure.

So sick of this pathetic excuse for a cock! I need to feel a real man’s cock inside of me to make me scream with pleasure.