What do you think of this boner?

What do you think of this boner?


Don’t laugh to hard…

Don’t laugh to hard…


Did that thing ever grow?

Did that thing ever grow?


This is a real dick for all you small cock boys.
See the length? See the girth? Take notes lil’ cocks.

This is a real dick for all you small cock boys.

See the length? See the girth? Take notes lil’ cocks.


Seeing if I measure up.
You don’t.

Seeing if I measure up.

You don’t.


Penny roll penis.

Penny roll penis.


Hey shrimps it’s Princess Lizzy and I’m super naughty not to mention a total tease when it comes to you guys with miniature wieners. In fact I got so sick of dealing with guys with tiny dicks that I am into girls now as well. But hey you small peckers are good for a laugh so come chat with me and lets see that pickle of yours.

Hey shrimps it’s Princess Lizzy and I’m super naughty not to mention a total tease when it comes to you guys with miniature wieners. In fact I got so sick of dealing with guys with tiny dicks that I am into girls now as well. But hey you small peckers are good for a laugh so come chat with me and lets see that pickle of yours.


What are you trying to grip? Pinch that little pecker!

What are you trying to grip? Pinch that little pecker!